Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want". The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you, anyway."

Ed - with this, his 1000th joke, Jokesmith is retiring from the ASI blog to pursue a career in stand-up. Apparently he was inspired by the late, great Bob Monkhouse, who famously quipped: "When I said I was going to be a comedian, they all laughed. Well, they're not laughing now..."

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