Alain Roberts climbed Portland House the other day – a tall building (mainly full of quangos) near London’s Victoria Station. He did it all with his hands and feet – he used no ropes, pitons or other kit. At the top he was promptly arrested.
The charge? Wasting police time.
Now I don’t know what makes the police think their time is so valuable that the antics of this harmless eccentric amount to a waste of it. Presumably they reckon that while they were taking tea on the roof and waiting for ‘Spiderman’ Roberts to arrive, they could have been out booking motorists for doing 36mph, or harrassing middle class citizens for trying to stop thugs breaking into their homes.
The police didn’t have to be there. Their action reminds me of the supposed lawyer’s bill: To crossing the road to update you on your case, £100. To crossing back after realizing it wasn’t you £100.
We seem to live in a society where we invent crimes for no good reason. Why punish people for smoking weed (or tobacco for that matter) when the only person caused any harm is themselves? I’d really prefer it if the police sat at home rather than having to think up new reasons to arrest folk.