Balls
Following on from the news that Jack Straw, the Justice Secretary, [allegedly] threatened to punch Ed Balls, the Schools Secretary, in a row about youth crime (not a joke, apparently) the Conservatives have created a rather cheeky computer game called 'A Kick in the Balls'. You can play it here. It may not be quite as addictive as Taxman Pacman, but it's an amusing weekend diversion.