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A guy in a bar leant over to the guy next to him and said, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The guy next to him replied, "Well before you tell that joke, you
should know something. I am 6′ tall, 200 lbs and I am blond. The guy
sitting next to me is 6’2, weighs 225 and he’s blond. The fella next to
him is 6’5" and 250 and blond. Now, you still wanna tell that joke?"

The first guy said, "Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it three times."

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An English professor told her students that there would be no excuse for not showing up for their final exam, except for serious injury, illness, or a death in the student’s immediate family. A smartass jock in the back of the room asked, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?"
The entire class did its best to stifle their laughter. When silence was restored, the teacher smiled sympathetically at the student, shook her head, and sweetly said, "You can write with your other hand."

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