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Q. What did the cannibal get when he was late for dinner?
A. The cold shoulder.

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Colin went to see his doctor with a piece of lettuce sticking out his bottom.

"Hmmm" the doctor said, "that looks uncomfortable."

"I know," Colin replied, "and that’s just the tip of the iceberg."

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