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A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She
started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you are stupid, stand
up!"
After a few seconds, little Johnny stood up. The teacher was surprised,
but realized this was an opportune moment to help a child. "Do you
think you’re stupid, Johnny?" she asked.
"No, ma’am," Johnny replied, "but I hated to see you standing there all by yourself!"

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An Alsatian and a Dachshund were standing in the snow.

"Cold on the toes, isn’t it?" Said the Alsatian.

"Stop complaining," replied the Dachshund. "I’ve got my own problems."

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