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I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it.

So I said "Implants?"

She hit me.

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The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern.

"Paddy," he said, " I’m afraid I’ll not be seeing you in Heaven one day."

"Really, Father?" slurred Paddy. "What have you done?"

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