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A young boy was looking through the family album and asked his
mother, ‘Who’s this guy on the beach with you with all the muscles and
curly hair?
”That’s young father.’
‘Then who’s that bald-headed fat man who lives with us now?’

 

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There's a knock onthe door, but when the woman answers it, there's only a snail. She picks it up and throws it across the yard. Two weeks later, there's another knock on the door. The woman answers the door, and there's the snail again. The snail says, "What was that all about?"

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