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A man joined a dating agency and went out on plenty of dates all of which didn’t work out.

He went back to the woman who ran the agency and said: "How you got someone on your books who doesn’t care what I look like or what job I have and has a nice, big pair of breasts?"

The woman checked on her computer and said: "Actually, we do have one, but unfortunately its you."

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I was road-testing my new Ferrari when a cop pulled me over.

"Sorry, officer," I said. "Was I driving too fast?"

"No, sir," he replied. "It’s just that you were flying too low."

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