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Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room. I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent upon some machine, and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
She got up, unplugged the TV, and, threw out my beer.

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When I was younger I hated going to weddings. It seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, ‘You’re next.’

They stopped doing that when I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

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