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Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother gently rubbed cold cream on her face. 'Why are you rubbing cold cream on your face, Mummy? he asked.
'To make myself beautiful.' said his mother.
A few minutes later, she began removing the cream with a tissue.
'What's the matter?' asked Little Johnny. 'Giving up?'

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Three engineering students are discussing what sort of God must have designed the human body. The first says, “God must be a mechanical engineer. Look at all the joints.” The second says, “I think God must be an electrical engineer. The nervous system has thousands of electrical connections.” The third says, “Actually, God is a civil engineer. Who else would run toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?”

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