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joke-of-the-day

A young man was having a blazing row with his parents and cried, "I want excitement, adventure, money and beautiful women. I’ll never find them here at home, so I’m leaving. Don’t try to stop me!" What that he headed for the door.
His father rose and followed close behind.
"Didn’t you hear what I said? I don’t want you to try and stop me."
"Who’s trying to stop you?" replied his father. "If you wait a minute, I’ll come too."