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joke-of-the-day

A guy was walking down the street and saw Little Johnny smoking a cigarette.

He said, ‘Kid, you’re too young to smoke. How old are you?’

Johnny said, ‘Six.’

The guy said, ‘Six? When did you start smoking?’

Johnny said, ‘Right after the first time I got laid.’

The guy said, ‘Right after the first time you got laid? When was that?’

Johnny said, ‘I don’t remember. I was drunk.’