Little Johnny said to his Aunt Betty, 'My God, you're ugly, aren't you!'
His mother overheard this and pulled Johnny into the kitchen. 'you naughty boy!' she screamed, 'How can you say to your aunt that she's ugly! You go right in and apologize to her! Tell her you're sorry!'
Little Johnny entered the living room, walked over to hus aunt and said, 'Aunt Betty, I am sorry you're so ugly.'
A good friend will bail you out of jail.
A great friend will be in the cell next to you saying, “Damn, that was fun!”