A redneck was learning to sky dive. The instructor told him to jump out of the plane and pull his rip cord. The instructor then explained that he himself would jump out right behind him so that they would then go down together. The redneck understood and was ready.
As the redneck was in the plane waiting to jump the instructor reminded him that he'd right behind him and everything would be fine. The redneck proceeded to jump from the plane and after being in the air for a few seconds pulled the rip cord. The instructor followed, and after a few seconds pulled his rip cord but the parachute did not open. The instructor, hurtled past the redneck. frantically trying to get his parachute open,
The redneck, upon seeing this, undid the straps to his own parachute and yelled, "So you wanna race, eh?"