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Little Johny asks a pregnant woman: "What is in your tummy?'
'My baby!'
'Do you love him?'
'Of course I do!'
'Why did you eat him then?'

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Three women are in a changing room when a man runs through wearing nothing but a bag on his head. The first woman looks and says, “Well, it’s not my husband.” The second says, “No, it isn’t.” The third woman says, “He’s not even a member of this club.”

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