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Little Johnny and his dad went to the supermarket and were in line for the checkout counter when Johnny said to his dad, 'Look at that Lady in front of us, Daddy, she's fat.'
The man notices the lady but politely tells Little Johnny, 'That's not a nice thing to say'.
Little Johnny continued to stare and point and then said, 'No Daddy, she's really fat.;
The man said, 'Please son, we're almost done here, behave and stop saying those things'.
Just then the lady's phone went off and Little Johnny said, 'Watch out dad, she's backing up!'

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After many years, I’ve finally worked out what a woman really wants in bed.

Breakfast.

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