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A drunken man staggered into a Catholic  church, sat down in the confessional and said nothing.

The priest waited and waitedand waited.

The priest coughed to attract the drunk's attention, but the man still said nothing.

The priest then knocked on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak.

Finally the drunk replied, "No use knocking, pal. There's no paper."